... Dio recounts an exchange involving Elagabalus along with the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to offer him the equal of a girl's vagina by means of a surgi